Brad

As quarterback and captain of the high school football team he was God's gift to women... or so he thought.
Blames his sub-par intelligence on too many blows to the head following a record season of sacks. Blames the sacks on lazy linemen. The linesmen claim it was deliberate because he was a jerk. Fair enough.
Could never rekindle to success he had with his football career in the business world and now sells large appliances in a small independent "big box store"*.

* Calls it a "big box store" because he doesn't realise "big box store" refers to the size of the store and not the size of the packaging of the goods they sell.