Gil

We all know nerds or at least know of them. Some nerds grow up and change and that's exactly what happened here, our nerd blossomed into a geek. While nobody really can explain the difference between a nerd and a geek, we have it on good authority that geeks are better.
One of the requirements of being a comedy nerd is having to have suffered ritual humiliation at the hands of the so called cool kids. This particular nerd holds the world record for the number of wedgies requiring surgical intervention in one semester.
After graduating he put his nerdy ways behind him and used his newfound geekiness to develop many technological inventions that have changed the lives of millions of people. Self fastening shoes and self squeezing toothpaste are just a few such inventions.
Nobody truly knows whether nerds continue hold grudges* once they become geeks and make it big but we suspect they do.

* Grudges - not where Newfie's park their cars