Principal Withers

Every school claims to have had the most "messed-up" principal in the history of teaching. Well, in this case it's true. Our principal makes Principal Skinner look incredibly competent.
In a dramatic turn of events Willy Withers felt that he would feel more comfortable as Wilma Withers but has never been able to afford the "operation".
Luckily for us, when he's not sitting in his one room apartment wearing a onesie and eating cold baked beans directly from a tin, he manages to gather enough composure to string a couple of hit songs together...
No, he's not a rock star but in fact a DJ... actually OUR DJ. We got him for a great price.